Saturday, August 16, 2008

real life

Observation: a scruffy looking guy with day-old stubble gets on the bus and sits in front of me. His left hand: nails are short, neatly trimmed and clean. Right hand: long, manicured, almond-shaped nails that appear to be buffed.

My thoughts: is he getting in touch with his feminine side, but only with one hand? What's wrong with his left hand, too much testosterone there? Nails refuse to grow past a certain length? He only had enough time to trim his nails on one hand? He likes to scratch using his right hand? WTH?

1 comment:

ambika said...

My ex played classic guitar and was constantly trying to grow out his nails--but just on that hand. I was adamantly against it because long nails on guys creep me out, much less one one hand.