one-sided conversation

Overheard in the lineup to the H&M changing room:

Valley Girl: Like, I'm so hungry. I wanna cut my bangs. I just wanna walk into a salon and like, pray they don't screw it up. Do you think this will look short on me? Like, was I talking too much at dinner? You know, like when it's really silent, I talk more. Like, ohmygod, this is like, skintight! I can't wear this. This is waaay too small for me. Like, I'm SO hungry. We need to go get something to eat after this. Let's go to the food court and, like, get some food.

Me: Like, can someone throw her a dictionary?